tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20299813850743527782024-03-13T18:12:57.104+01:00Thrakbog - At the end of the tusks the adventure begins...Involuntary traveller between worlds. That's me in a nutshell. Not that I would ever fit into a nutshell, but... Anyway, that's me.Thrakboghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11655347416791283271noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-41058622944024787942015-07-10T15:15:00.002+02:002015-07-13T11:44:58.232+02:00Moving onI moved this blog over to wordpress.<br />
Please, click on the link below to get there. (I used "please", so you know, this is important)<br />
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See ya there ;-)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-73692068102050646802015-07-06T07:24:00.003+02:002015-07-06T07:24:41.480+02:00Humans and their weather<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yesterday the world ended.<br>
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Here you go:<br>
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Here's what happened:<br>
Last evening she-human and I had a lengthy discussion (no yelling, just plain talking) about different tastes in music and she told me about her fancying a boy group when she was a teenager. I had no idea what she meant so she showed me pictures and videoclips of several groups of young humans (presumably male, though I'm not so sure, and neither were they, obviously) in very colourful clothes and of questionable musical talent.<br>
So far so good (or bad).<br>
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Well, naturally, I tried it.<br />
First, I confused it with toothpaste, so I put it in my mouth. Instead of spitting it out I swallowed it. Tastes as shitty as it smells. Then I drenched myself in it. Now I stink. Sweet and sticky, that's what I am now. And above all I have exposed myself to ridicule. Again. Will I ever learn?<br />
You know the answer.<br />
So, now I go outside, the sun is shining, I am trying to enjoy myself. But: I stink. Cats get out of my way (okay, they might have other motives to avoid me), bees find me enormously attractive, wherever I go, things stick to my skin. It's disgusting. The only way to get rid of it will be by taking a bath, I'm afraid. I hate she-human. I really hate her.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-57363588380221165272015-06-11T12:51:00.002+02:002015-06-11T12:51:43.056+02:00I hate my humanI really, really hate her.<br />
Look what she has done.<br />
Don't I deserve a little more respect? First thing one always loses when meeting humans:<br />
Dignity.<br />
Gone.<br />
Forever.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-27211693138185032992015-06-04T07:56:00.001+02:002015-06-04T07:56:46.136+02:00Do we need an orc coroner?Humans never cease to confuse me.<br>
My own personal human loves stories about other humans that examine dead bodies. Yes, you heard me right. She reads abouth them, she looks at them on telly, she listens to them (No, not to the dead bodies, but to the stories about them. Don't pretend to be more stupid than you actually are.). It seems that she has a morbid fascination for corpses in all stages of decomposition. But only if a crime is involved. Someone's murdered and a forensic medical expert has to find out how it was done. <br>
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I am a dictator.<br />
Yes, that does not come unexpected, does it. But the good news end here.<br />
I am dictating. Words. To my human.<br />
I know, I know.<br />
Could anything be more pathetic?<br />
I don't think so.<br />
So take my advice: If you ever consider becoming a dictator, do it the proper way, not the book-writing-way. As I have no other options at the moment, I just dream of better days.<br />
The thing I dictate is a story of adventure, of treasures, a shrunken head, and of course my comrades are in it too. Oh, what fun we had.<br />
Those were the days.<br />
Now I am miserable.<br />
Thanks.<br />
:-(<br />
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P.S. Ha! She-human feels compelled to console me a bit and offers to cook a nice meal. Always works with these compassionate humans. They'll never learn. Good for me. Grinning from ear to ear now. Oh, must put miserable face back on. Hehe.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-80734961705152698472015-05-27T06:16:00.001+02:002015-05-27T06:16:14.926+02:00A few complaints......or as my human put it: mimimi!<br />
Already you begin to see the problem, right?<br />
Yes. I feel neglected.<br />
Lately, my human spends most of her time learning stuff about social networks. When I told her, that I could teach her everything there is to know about it she laughed hysterically. Apparently I have just scratched the iceberg. But I'm not sure whether that iceberg is my human or the amount of knowledge about social media one could gain. How any of this could possibly be related to icebergs at all quite excapes me.<br />
Still, I feel neglected.<br />
I went outside and tried to find pleasure in doing orcish things. For a while it worked, I played capture-the-flag. There's a lot of flags around here, all sorts of flags. Some with black, red and golden stripes, others with a strange blue emblem on a white background (she-human says it's the flag of the local football (i.e. soccer) team, the Arminia). That tribe seems to be a bit more fun than the average human. When I took down the black-red-golden flags, no one bothered. But with the blue-white one it got better: some guys tried to stop me, even ran after me. Only when I showed them my impressive... (I leave it to your imagination what it was that impressed them, hehe), did they stop coming after me, Now I have a nice little collection of flags. It was entertaining for a bit, but not for very long.<br />
So, I still feel neglected.<br />
When I look down from the balcony of my human's flat I see a few cats. They live in my neigbourhood. And I am not allowed to hunt them. They know that. So, they look up to me standing there, and I can definitely spot an evil grin on their face.<br />
Now I feel humiliated.<br />
Don't you think that 'mimimi' is a rather harmless and civilized reaction to all this? Next, they'll tell me I have to pay taxes...<br />
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P.S. She-human says that there is indeed a tax called 'Vergnuegungssteuer'. You are taxed for having some fun. Could anything be more depressing?<br />
Mimimimimimi.........Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-90887764389119507582015-05-23T07:41:00.004+02:002015-05-23T07:41:30.896+02:00Another holidaySo, she-human told me, this weekend humans celebrate another holiday. From what I saw so far most people are buying a lot of meat and charcoal, in order to have a proper feast. So, no argument there. But I did some research (yes, I do that kind of thing these days, it's disgusting, really) and found out that there's a lot more to this.<br>
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Here you go:<br>
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So, in order to find something more blog-worthy I used a topic generator. I had to add three words into it and it would provide me with five new and interesting topics. So far so good. Naturally I used the following three words:<br>
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orcs - cats - hunger<br>
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<ul>
<li>Don' think that I'm gone. I was just enjoying the sunny weather around here.</li>
<li>Don't think you could trust the human whose home you've occupied. It's a difficult relationship to say the least.</li>
<li>Don't think at all. Makes a lot of things a lot easier. But that is something humans tend to forget. Which is somewhat confusing.</li>
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Anyway, I came to tell you about something that has struck my mind recently (which is in itself an occurrance of almost divine proportions):<br>
It seems humans try to betray each other, which is one of their more admirable traits. In order to do so, they created something they call 'secret service'. As is appears, they have lots of those. <br>
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Yes, we do that kind of thing these days.<br />
I don't understand most of it, though.<br />
As I get it, lots of the stuff that humans produce will not be biodegraded, ever. No monsters live around here to feed on rusty old cars, no Iron Golem that might be pimped with old machine parts.<br />
If you have a pet, you practically destroy the environment. Providing meat for the pet takes up too much farmland for the cows, obviously. I eat meat. I could feed on the pet, would that help?<br />
Of course, she-human became rather angry after that. She always does. Speaking of logic, it's not her most striking feature. Whenever it comes to puppies she gets all gooey-eyed and stops thinking rationally. If I can tell, you see how apparent it really is. Logis isn't my distinct feature either.<br />
So, we all should contribute to protect this world, she said. Like saving clean water.<br />
I did point out that I save a lot more water than anyone else because I do not use any water at all.<br />
I do not flush the toilet, I never shower or bathe, I do not water any flowers, I have no pets (except my human, of course). So, the No. 1 eco-friendly guy, that's me. Challenge me on that one!<br />
And guess? Of course the not-showering-thing did not go down very well with her. Neither did the not-flushing-the-toilet-theme. Humans. Never able to make up their minds.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-56925333543400437572015-04-19T11:05:00.002+02:002015-07-02T11:25:15.219+02:00Cards, not a game I can recommend at all costsMy human and I like to play games. So it was only natural, that we would do it together. Of course we very quickly realized that we do not like the same kind of games, but when she came up with something called strip poker, I was all game. Guess what? Of course. We both hadn't thought it through.<br />
She was rather good at it I have to say, so it was first me to drop my pants, so to say (I rarely ever wear any, so I dropped my loin cloth). That did not go down very well with she-human (I know this sounds wrong on so many levels, and it truly is). But then I got the gist of the game (and how to cheat) and finally won a few. I really shouldn't have. Humans have no beauty, no leathery skin, not even hair where it is appropriate. Basically what I faced was a giant naked mole rat. Some things can never be made unseen. Will not be the same after this. Ever.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-14245870062187523812015-04-12T08:00:00.001+02:002015-04-12T08:03:57.843+02:00In the atticThere's a creature living in the attic.<br>
I wonder how many stories start like that.<br>
Anyway, in this case my human keeps whining and complaining about the hell of a noise said creature makes at night, as it apparently lives above her room called bed. And no, I am not that creature.<br>
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About a week ago I had been watching something very interesting on kraut telly. Some very odd folks were using a huge bowl-like dish by the name of Wok to sled down a track. It looked like a lot of fun. (In case you have no idea what I'm talking about: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wok_racing">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wok_racing</a> or: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUHQoD3lgQI">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUHQoD3lgQI</a> )<br />
So, naturally, I wanted to try it myself.<br />
Luckily, she-human owns a wok, so I took it. A series of problems occured:<br />
1. no snow or ice anywhere near where I live right now<br />
2. rooftops are not as useful as I thought<br />
3. stairs have no use either<br />
4. the wok is not suited for a butt of orcish proportions<br />
5. she-human now needs a new wok<br />
6. I might find it difficult to sit for a while<br />
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They did not mention all that on the telly. Bunch of liars.<br />
Do you know where I might get a bigger wok?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-86881056348521068542015-03-16T10:17:00.001+01:002015-03-16T10:17:24.383+01:00Orcs' ProgressIt just dawned on me that I might safely boast to be the only orc proficient with social networks. Okay, it always depends on how you define proficieny but I think I'm doing rather well, Given the fact that I had been illiterate when I arrived in this world. That brings me to the question how I could use this newly gained knowledge after my return home. She-human tells me the little device I'm currently using will be utterly pointless in my own world as long as no one invented electricity, the internet or four-layered toilet paper. <br>
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Gird your loins, folk and gather round, I tell you what disturbs me:<br>
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<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;">Whenever
two tribes meet this does not necessarily end in hostility. Fellow
tribes usually celebrate their meeting with some competitive
fighting, called the Glorious Games. Competitions might vary in form
but the following is an often observed version:</span></div>
<div lang="en-GB" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; orphans: 0; widows: 0;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;"><br></span></div>
<div lang="en-GB" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; orphans: 0; widows: 0;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;">1.
Carry the family</span></div>
<div lang="en-GB" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; orphans: 0; widows: 0;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;">This
is to be taken literally. The whole family has to be carried over a
set distance. Whether all members cling to the strongest at once or
the fastest member carries each one separately is up to the families
participating. Important is that only one member is allowed to do
the carrying, no part of any other body must touch the ground.
Childless monogamists are disqualified by rule and tribal honour. The
number of family members is not as important as the overall weight of
the whole bunch, so three really fat children count as much as six
skinny ones, for example. </span>
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<div lang="en-GB" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; orphans: 0; widows: 0;">
<span style="font-family: Times New Roman, serif;">If
I may be allowed a personal note here: The last time I entered into
this special competition, I carried two of my wives on my back, the
youngest child clung to my leg, and another tried to balance on my
head. Unfortunately it covered my eyes with its arms and I stumbled
into a river instead of reaching the finishing line, being not only
disqualified but also very humiliated.</span></div>
<div lang="en-GB" style="margin-bottom: 0cm; orphans: 0; widows: 0;">
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<a href="http://thrakbog.blogspot.com/2015/02/the-orcish-heptathlon.html#more">Read more »</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-1184920000614804652015-02-23T09:02:00.002+01:002015-02-23T09:02:12.544+01:00Again? Really?I have this bloody stupid flu again. I mean, how is that even possible? My whole life I've never had such a stupid illness, and since I came here it is the second or third time? This is humanity trying to gain the upper hand. But I shall not be overcome by mucus or cióughing fits. I'll stay firm in the face of things that come..., well, out of my face.<br />
But right now, I think I may have a bit of a lie down. I'm rather hot. And for once even I know that it is not very appealing to she-human or anyone else.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-30924492033963436002015-02-19T14:20:00.001+01:002015-02-19T14:20:02.320+01:00The AgencyI have been informed that in this world humans who are without employment have to visit The Agency. The whole idea of not employing yourself by simply doing whatever it is you usually do is very unorcish indeed.<br>
Humans have to go there in order to find employment. They have different names for it, employment agency, job center, dole office. It all comes down to The Agency making sure that said humans get a job. Or so they say. They boast to promote reinstatement, further human's career, and - even more important - they handle the unemployment benefits. If I got that right it means, humans without a job get money for doing nothing. Makes me wonder why anyone would ever think about taking a job at all. She-human explained that The Agency has come to that exact conclusion as well and so they make the humans take any job or else: no money. Problem in this world: no money - no fun.<br>
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So, there we are. Unemployed orc. <br>
<a href="http://thrakbog.blogspot.com/2015/02/the-agency.html#more">Read more »</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2029981385074352778.post-86417674819199735182015-02-15T10:21:00.001+01:002015-02-15T10:21:04.075+01:00Sentimental OrcShe-human is reading a book about orcs in space. Looks fantastic, I'd like to do that myself. On the other hand, it probably means, I need to get inside more tin cans. Not a very pleasant thought.<br />
Anyway, some of the pictures in the book show orcs in their battle outfit and it reminds so much of my fellow comrades that I'm getting really sentimental right now. The heads of his slain enemies that Slaag would wear on a pole over his own head as trophies, that's a real looker. I miss him and his stubborn ignorance. I even miss my son in law and his unpredictable usage of fireballs. Frankly, I would give a lot to be hit by one of them for once. I would cheerfully bear the noises Groisch makes when he jumps his wife. I would even go so far as to say I'd like to see and hear my family. Yes, I admit it. I miss the whole bunch. And now I will give in to that sentimental notion and have some drink. Copious quantities of alcohol are always an answer and solution to an orc's sentiment. Cheers,Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05954924604048213385noreply@blogger.com0