Are you an orc at heart?

I have a few questions for you. Don't think about the answers, give them as intuitive as possible and you will find out whether you might have a bit of an orc inside you (and I do NOT mean that literally!).
Here you go:

1. Do you rant over small matters?
2. Do you like cats and dogs?
3. Do you eat them?
4. Do you sometimes feel the urge to just slap everyone, including yourself?
5. Do you make growling noises in order to express your feelings and opinions?
6. Do you love a good monster hunt?
7. Are you confused about the other sex?
8. Do you believe that thinking is highly overrated?

Well, that wasn't too difficult, was it?
Here's what it all means:

• 1-2 x yes: You sure that you are on the right blog?
• 3-4 x yes: There is a little orcling hiding deep inside you. Continue reading here and it might grow properly.
• 5-6 x yes: You are on the right path. You should unleash your inner orc more often
• 7-8 x yes: You might grow tusks any moment now. And look carefully, your skin might have a greenish tinge already.

You're welcome :-)